"Repeat offender. Serving life on the sofa."
This sweater is the official uniform for those who take relaxation to a criminal level.
It’s not just a hobby; it’s a lifestyle.
Crafted from premium, heavy-weight fleece, this sweater ensures a relaxed, structured silhouette. It provides the cozy armor you need for knocking out three seasons in a single sitting without showing remorse.
The Specs:
Material: 100% Cotton Face / 65% Cotton, 35% Polyester Body (The perfect blend for warmth and deep contemplation).
Weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²) – Premium heavyweight feel for maximum coziness.
Details: Tightly knit 3-end fleece, side-seamed construction, and a clean ribbed collar. Finished with a subtle branded accent on the back neckline.
Fit Note: Runs Small. For the perfect comfortable fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71.1 | 61 |