"My blood type is dark roast, and my patience is thin. Proceed with caution."
This heavyweight zip hoodie is the official uniform for the highly caffeinated and the sleep-deprived. It’s bold, instantly recognizable, and built to handle the daily grind—whether you’re waiting in line for your fix or crashing on the couch afterward.
The soft fleece fabric (inside and out) gives it a warm, easy feel, while the sturdy metal zipper allows for quick ventilation when the caffeine kicks in.
With spacious pockets for your essentials and a durable build, this is the high-status streetwear layer you need to survive the morning.
The Specs:
Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Heavy Blend (The perfect balance of warmth and durability).
Weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) – Provides a solid, cozy feel without weighing you down.
Durability: Air-jet spun yarn for reduced pilling; double-needle stitching throughout to withstand daily wear.
Details: Regular fit, sturdy metal zipper, front pouch pockets, and an unlined hood with color-matched drawcord.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 38 - 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 - 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 - 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 - 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 - 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 - 61 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 62 - 65 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 66 - 69 | 40 ½ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 | 85 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127-134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 95.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3-155 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 157.5-165 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 167.6-175.3 | 102.9 |