"My blood type is coffee, and my motto is: Don't talk to me before the first sip."
This tee is the official uniform for anyone who demands premium service, knows exactly what they want, and operates on high-octane caffeine.
Why hide your morning attitude when your shirt can deliver the warning for you?
Crafted from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, lightweight, and built for everyday comfort—perfect for waiting in the long line or just blocking out the noise.
The Specs:
Material: 100% Organic Ring-Spun Cotton (Certified GOTS/OCS—your shirt is clean, even if your morning is chaotic).
Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) – Lightweight, because you're already carrying the weight of the world.
Details: Single jersey with durable topstitching.
Fit Note: Medium fit. US customers should order a size up for maximum comfort while waiting for that first glorious cup.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |