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"The official uniform for the point of no return."
When the snack mission is accomplished, the blanket is secured, and you’ve officially entered a state of hibernation—you’ve entered the COMA. This hoodie is designed for those moments when moving from the sofa is no longer an option and 'Productivity' is a word you no longer recognize.
It’s soft, warm, and built for high-stakes missions to the kitchen (and the subsequent three-hour nap). It provides the heavy-duty comfort required to survive the deepest of food comas or the longest of binge-watching sessions.
The Specs:
Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (Heather Sport colors differ). Durable and cozy.
Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) – The perfect medium-heavy weight for deep hibernation.
Durability: Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling (even after a weekend of heavy use).
Features: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a spacious pouch pocket for the remote you’re too tired to use.
Fit Note: Unisex Fit. True to size. Ladies should order a size down for a fitted look, or their usual size for a relaxed, boyfriend fit.
$54.90
When the snack mission is accomplished, the blanket is secured, and you’ve officially entered a state of hibernation—you’ve entered the COMA. This hoodie is designed for those moments when moving from the sofa is no longer an option and 'Productivity' is a word you no longer recognize.
It’s soft, warm, and built for high-stakes missions to the kitchen (and the subsequent three-hour nap). It provides the heavy-duty comfort required to survive the deepest of food comas or the longest of binge-watching sessions.
The Specs:
Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (Heather Sport colors differ). Durable and cozy.
Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) – The perfect medium-heavy weight for deep hibernation.
Durability: Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling (even after a weekend of heavy use).
Features: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a spacious pouch pocket for the remote you’re too tired to use.
Fit Note: Unisex Fit. True to size. Ladies should order a size down for a fitted look, or their usual size for a relaxed, boyfriend fit.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |