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"Part Mom, Part Monster. Please don't feed the animals."
This tee is the official uniform for the woman who loves her little goblins to the moon and back, but will absolutely count to three if tested.
The relaxed V-neck gives you room to breathe (even when your patience is suffocating), and the fabric is soft enough to sleep in—if you ever actually got to sleep.
The Specs:
Material: Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed cotton, 48% poly (Soft enough to wipe tears on... yours or theirs).
Feel: Lightweight (4.2 oz) and breathable, because the stress sweats are real.
Construction: Side-seamed and durable—tougher than a toddler's tantrum.
Fit: Relaxed fit. Drapes easily, perfect for everyday battles.
$29.90
This tee is the official uniform for the woman who loves her little goblins to the moon and back, but will absolutely count to three if tested.
The relaxed V-neck gives you room to breathe (even when your patience is suffocating), and the fabric is soft enough to sleep in—if you ever actually got to sleep.
The Specs:
Material: Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed cotton, 48% poly (Soft enough to wipe tears on... yours or theirs).
Feel: Lightweight (4.2 oz) and breathable, because the stress sweats are real.
Construction: Side-seamed and durable—tougher than a toddler's tantrum.
Fit: Relaxed fit. Drapes easily, perfect for everyday battles.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 25 ¼ | 38 - 41 |
| L | 26 ½ | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 27 ½ | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 28 | 50 - 53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 63.5 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 64.1 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 67.3 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 69.9 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 71.1 | 127-134.6 |