Welcome to the Big Leagues. This is your official player contract for the NFG League.
While everyone else is stressing over commitments, deadlines, and drama, you remain undefeated in the sport of minding your own business. This heavy blend zip hoodie is the official uniform for blocking out the noise, tackling a nap, and scoring absolute comfort.
The full metal zipper means you can seal yourself off from the world instantly, and the ultra-soft fleece interior ensures zero distractions.
You are the MVP of doing whatever you want.
The Specs:
Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Heavy Blend (Built for maximum durability, minimal effort).
Weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) – Provides the perfect heavy-blanket feel for ignoring responsibilities.
Durability: Air-jet spun yarn for reduced pilling; double-needle stitching throughout.
Features: Regular fit, sturdy metal zipper, and roomy front pouch pockets (for stashing the few essentials you actually care about).
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 38 - 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 - 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 - 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 - 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 - 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 - 61 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 62 - 65 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 66 - 69 | 40 ½ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 | 85 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127-134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 95.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3-155 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 157.5-165 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 167.6-175.3 | 102.9 |