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"Repeat offender. Serving life on the sofa."
This hoodie is the official uniform for those who take relaxation to a criminal level. It’s not just a hobby; it’s a spree.
Soft, smooth, and perfect for cooler evenings, this hoodie provides the premium comfort required for knocking out three seasons in a single sitting without showing remorse.
The Specs:
Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (Heather Sport colors differ). Durable and cozy.
Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) – The perfect medium-heavy weight for sofa sessions.
Durability: Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
Features: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a front pouch pocket.
Fit Note: Unisex Fit. True to size. Ladies should order a size down for a fitted look, or their usual size for a relaxed, boyfriend fit.
$54.90
This hoodie is the official uniform for those who take relaxation to a criminal level. It’s not just a hobby; it’s a spree.
Soft, smooth, and perfect for cooler evenings, this hoodie provides the premium comfort required for knocking out three seasons in a single sitting without showing remorse.
The Specs:
Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (Heather Sport colors differ). Durable and cozy.
Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) – The perfect medium-heavy weight for sofa sessions.
Durability: Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
Features: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a front pouch pocket.
Fit Note: Unisex Fit. True to size. Ladies should order a size down for a fitted look, or their usual size for a relaxed, boyfriend fit.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |