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"Repeat offender. Serving life on the sofa."
This tee is the official uniform for those who take relaxation to a criminal level.
Crafted from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and built for long-term confinement in your living room. It provides the premium comfort required for knocking out three seasons in a single sitting without showing remorse.
The Specs:
Material: 100% Organic Ring-Spun Cotton (Certified GOTS/OCS—pure comfort for your domain).
Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) – Lightweight and breathable for marathon sessions.
Details: Single jersey, set-in sleeves, and durable topstitching.
Fit Note: Medium Fit. US customers should order a size up to ensure maximum lounging freedom.
$29.90
This tee is the official uniform for those who take relaxation to a criminal level.
Crafted from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and built for long-term confinement in your living room. It provides the premium comfort required for knocking out three seasons in a single sitting without showing remorse.
The Specs:
Material: 100% Organic Ring-Spun Cotton (Certified GOTS/OCS—pure comfort for your domain).
Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) – Lightweight and breathable for marathon sessions.
Details: Single jersey, set-in sleeves, and durable topstitching.
Fit Note: Medium Fit. US customers should order a size up to ensure maximum lounging freedom.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |