"They say it’s not the size that counts... but those people usually have empty glasses."
This hoodie is for those who appreciate impressive dimensions. The bold text might turn heads, but the oversized wine glass on the 'i' delivers the punchline: nobody is ever truly satisfied with a small pour.
It features a double-lined hood for hiding your smirk and a spacious pouch pocket for... whatever fits.
The Specs:
Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (Heather Sport colors differ). Durable and cozy.
Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) – The perfect medium-heavy weight for sofa sessions.
Durability: Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
Features: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a front pouch pocket.
Fit Note: Unisex Fit. True to size. Ladies should order a size down for a fitted look, or their usual size for a relaxed, boyfriend fit.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |