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Welcome to Spankistan. You make the rules, and you definitely deserve the comfort.
This sweater is the official uniform for those who are in charge, know what they want, and believe in firm leadership—both at home and at the bar.
The smooth, soft fleece interior makes this the coziest piece of high-status armor you own. The relaxed, Chill Fit ensures a flattering, structured silhouette that works for errands, chilling, or strategically demanding a highly deserved time-out.
The Specs:
Material: 100% Cotton Face / 65% Cotton, 35% Polyester Body (The perfect structured softness).
Weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²) – Premium heavyweight feel for maximum coziness.
Details: Tightly knit 3-end fleece, side-seamed construction, and a clean ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Finished with a subtle branded accent on the back neck.
Fit Note: Runs Small. For the perfect comfortable fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
$59.90
This sweater is the official uniform for those who are in charge, know what they want, and believe in firm leadership—both at home and at the bar.
The smooth, soft fleece interior makes this the coziest piece of high-status armor you own. The relaxed, Chill Fit ensures a flattering, structured silhouette that works for errands, chilling, or strategically demanding a highly deserved time-out.
The Specs:
Material: 100% Cotton Face / 65% Cotton, 35% Polyester Body (The perfect structured softness).
Weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²) – Premium heavyweight feel for maximum coziness.
Details: Tightly knit 3-end fleece, side-seamed construction, and a clean ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Finished with a subtle branded accent on the back neck.
Fit Note: Runs Small. For the perfect comfortable fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71.1 | 61 |